how many octopi...

[supernick]

How many octopi does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. 1 to change it and 1 to screw it up with octo ink

 

[NickA5582]

Here's another that I'm using from www.octopustruth.com

How many octopuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1/8th!!!
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.

 

[tonmo]

Hey, that's a good site! I'll add it to the Directory... Thanks!

 

[supernick]

!

octopus are'nt evil!!!

 

[Phil]

Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

How should I vote?

 

[um...]

Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

How should I vote?

He lies closer to Ruler of the Universe. Governor of Ohio sounds like an awfully dirty insult to me.

 

[Clem]

Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

Phil,

Jack Black is an actor and musician, currently starring in "School of Rock." Other film credits include "High Fidelity," "Jesus' Son" and "Shallow Hal." He is one half of the mighty Tenacious D.

Clem

 

[Phil]

Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

Phil,

Jack Black is an actor and musician, currently starring in "School of Rock." Other film credits include "High Fidelity," "Jesus' Son" and "Shallow Hal." He is one half of the mighty Tenacious D.

Clem

Oh, OK. I'll vote for Ruler of the Universe in case he gets elected. That way he might look kindly on me.

Ta.

 

[supernick]

evilme

clem: see school of r and notice the part where he says read between the lines. thats what you are



just joshing

 

[supernick]

hahahaha

if Schwarzy's goveror of my state why cant J.B. be one?

 

[supernick]

what???

hey!! where's my bad joke at the top goin?

 

[Clem]

Re: evilme

clem: see school of r and notice the part where he says read between the lines. thats what you are

Supernick,

Must I shell out $9.00 to get the joke?

Clem

 

[supernick]

J.B rules!

and yes, you must AND will be morally/verbally offended when he says "read between the lines." just amagine yourself as one of his old rock teammates.

 

[supernick]

Re: evilme

clem: see school of r and notice the part where he says read between the lines. thats what you are

Supernick,

Must I shell out $9.00 to get the joke?

Clem

Didja see it?

 

[NickA5582]

Sorry, kind of off topic but........
How many forum members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?