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Here's another that I'm using from www.octopustruth.com

How many octopuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1/8th!!!
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.
 

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Hey, that's a good site! I'll add it to the Directory... Thanks!
 

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Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

How should I vote?
 

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Phil said:
Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

How should I vote?

He lies closer to Ruler of the Universe. Governor of Ohio sounds like an awfully dirty insult to me.
 

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Phil said:
Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

Phil,

Jack Black is an actor and musician, currently starring in "School of Rock." Other film credits include "High Fidelity," "Jesus' Son" and "Shallow Hal." He is one half of the mighty Tenacious D.

Clem
 

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Clem said:
Phil said:
Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

Phil,

Jack Black is an actor and musician, currently starring in "School of Rock." Other film credits include "High Fidelity," "Jesus' Son" and "Shallow Hal." He is one half of the mighty Tenacious D.

Clem

Oh, OK. I'll vote for Ruler of the Universe in case he gets elected. That way he might look kindly on me.

Ta.
 

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