Ahem.... Haikus are three-liners, but they also have to contain a total of 17 syllables, arranged in 5-7-5 form. (Don't blame me, some Japanese dude came up with that a few centuries ago 8) )
You are probably thinking of Hoku, daughter of Hawaiian crooner Don Ho, who recorded a song called "Another Dumb Blonde" for the film SNOW DAY. Her form, however, is 36-24-36.
Speaking of intelligent blondes, I've been watching WALKING WITH CAVEMEN on the Discovery Channel, and they were talking about Lucy, "the first famous person in the world." I've heard of Lucy many times before, but I didn't know there was such a thing as fame back then. Now what I'd like to know is, who was the first famous man in the world: Ricky? Fred? And was the second famous woman in the world named Ethel? And if the first famous person in the world was, say, Alice, would the next three be Ralph, Ed, and Trixie? Questions like these must keep thousands of paleo-anthropologists awake night after night. O tempora! O mores! (Oops, I forgot this was TONMO -- make that O morays!)
Another dumb brunette,
Tani Banani