cephaikus

[Clem]

Mesonychoteu
-this doesn't fit in a hai
-ku. How annoying.

:?

In the first line, no
But Mesonychoteuthis
Fits well in the next

TONMO lowers the
Boom on a fruitful thread to
Bleak cries of dismay

Thread locked but still the
Hunger persists, so O'Shea
Turns to open-mikes

 

[Tintenfisch]

Tintenfisch, having
heard O'Shea on an open
Mic, runs for cover.

 

[tonmo]

locking such a thread
would be cutting my siphon
to spite my mantle

 

[Clem]

locking such a thread
would be cutting my siphon
to spite my mantle

Cutting your siphon
Won't spite your mantle if the
Rabbi is careful



Clem
Honorary Member of the Tribe since 1973

 

[Steve O'Shea]

I've lost my marble
You're all sending me insane
Play a nicer game

 

[Tintenfisch]

Somebody in this
Office is not working... but
We will not name names.

 

[Steve O'Shea]

Me thinks it be Kat
A really bad influence
I used to be good

 

[Steve O'Shea]

On the count of five
Not on the count of seven
I'm going to you

 

[Tintenfisch]

If only you would
Get some sleep, I wouldn't
Work circles around you. :P

 

[tonmo]

For your lost marble
You might want to check that cat
like the old photo

 

[Steve O'Shea]

Not circles my dear
It's you're imagination
We revolve around

Squid in the mirror
Squid yonder, on horizon
Watch your back dear Kat

Tentacles are long
Predate the unsuspecting
Venture not blindly

While you're not watching
Quiet, creeping up on you
Steve is now restless

 

[Tintenfisch]

Steve-O's counting out
Syllables on his fingers
Trouble lies ahead

 

[Tintenfisch]

Ah, your idle threats
Leave me less than terrified
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

 

[Tintenfisch]

I fear I must go
Home for the weekend, but first
I deny it all!

I suspect there will
Be mischief afoot in my
Absence... so it goes.

But if I come back
And you're still here on Monday
There'll be hell to pay...

 

[Steve O'Shea]

Scratching an armpit
He's wondering what to do
Scratching his head now

Sadly lost for words
Unable to retribute
Ponder what to do

Signing out for now
Have important things to do
Say bye to Kat now

She's gonna be sore
Perhaps even black and blue
Bye Kat, toodleoo