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tonmo said:Now see what you've dredged up here, Steve?
tonmo said:Now see what you've dredged up here, Steve?
main_board said:Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron".
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
(Ah, so many chemistry jokes!)
Graeme said:oh noooo! Actually to be fair I did laugh at those Chemistry jokes, quite loudly as well!
Here's some, I don't know if they've been said before, but I'm too afraid to plough through the depths of this thread... I fear for my sanity:
What's tthe most common type of owl? the teat-owl (tea-towel)
why did the owl 'owl? 'cause the woodpecker would peck 'er... That's a flaming awful one.
Two cow in a field, and one says to the other "mooo", the other says "Oi, cheeky git, I was going to say that!"
"An unknown masked robber stole all the toilets in the local constabulary, after a week of investigations, the police still have nothing to go on"
I have loads more but a lot of them are visual, like "what's this? (slide palm of hand past ear while saying "vroom!"), an engine-ear... what's this? (same again but wave and say "hi" before) a Civil engine-ear"
A piece of string goes into a bar, and the bartender refuses him, saying that they can't serve string, so next day he ties a knot in his midriff and goes back to the bar
"oi, can't serve you sunny"
"how so?"
"you're a piece of string aren't you!?"
"no, I'm a frayed knot" (afraid not)
in the words of Fozzie bear, wakka wakka wakkaaaaa[Graeme
Quote: quote by bigGdelta
Originally Posted by Graeme
oh noooo! Actually to be fair I did laugh at those Chemistry jokes, quite loudly as well!
Here's some, I don't know if they've been said before, but I'm too afraid to plough through the depths of this thread... I fear for my sanity:
What's tthe most common type of owl? the teat-owl (tea-towel)
why did the owl 'owl? 'cause the woodpecker would peck 'er... That's a flaming awful one.
Two cow in a field, and one says to the other "mooo", the other says "Oi, cheeky git, I was going to say that!"
"An unknown masked robber stole all the toilets in the local constabulary, after a week of investigations, the police still have nothing to go on"
I have loads more but a lot of them are visual, like "what's this? (slide palm of hand past ear while saying "vroom!"), an engine-ear... what's this? (same again but wave and say "hi" before) a Civil engine-ear"
A piece of string goes into a bar, and the bartender refuses him, saying that they can't serve string, so next day he ties a knot in his midriff and goes back to the bar
"oi, can't serve you sunny"
"how so?"
"you're a piece of string aren't you!?"
"no, I'm a frayed knot" (afraid not)
in the words of Fozzie bear, wakka wakka wakkaaaaa[Graeme
tonmo said:Guys, guys!! These are supposed to be cephalopod jokes!! The jokes you are telling here have nothing to do with cephs, and that just doesn't make any senescence.