Groaners, the forum that will NEVER DIE

[Tintenfisch]

i just wanted to make sure this thread made it to the new system.

Q: What's the secret of the Octopus Strapless Bra?
A: Suction cups.

 

[tonmo]

uhhhh...

There's my first groan on the new board.

Luckily this new board also has beer.... We're gonna need it!

 

[Anonymous]

....and a supply of tranquilisers!

 

[tonmo]

....and a supply of tranquilisers!

(Whoops! "Guests" aren't supposed to be able to post... only registered users should be able to post after logging in... Back to the drawing board...)

 

[tonmo]

OK, that's fixed! You will go down in history as the only "Guest" to ever post a note on this forum.

 

[lithographette]

That beer looks like a guiness to me, and while I do enjoy a black and tan on occasion, I am not able to drink enough of the heavy brew to make this topic tolerable! Hee hee! How about we have the option for some mexican beers like Dos Equis, Negro Modela or plain old Corona? (with lime and salt, of couse)

PS

Why did the octopus cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!!!!

 

[nanoteuthis]

Re: uhhhh...

There's my first groan on the new board.

Luckily this new board also has beer.... We're gonna need it!

Even more luckily, it has a Histioteuthis heteropsis emoticon

 

[Tintenfisch]

and one that nicely illustrates the use of chromatophores.

 

[nanoteuthis]

Re: Groaners, the forum that will NEVER DIE

Q: What's the secret of the Octopus Strapless Bra?
A: Suction cups.

Hey Kat -- apparently someone on eBay read your mind:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1900259809

 

[Tintenfisch]

There goes my chance at millions... apparently they only go for $6.50. I feel cheated...

 

[octobloke]

Loved the song titles posted on the old message board. Given the time of year, any ideas for Christmas carols?

 

[nanoteuthis]

How about:

WE WISH YOU A MERRY SQUIDMAS
SWIVEL-CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
JINGLE BEAKS
HARK! THE HUMBOLDT ANGELS SING
IN THE BEAK MIDWINTER

(Well, it's a start....)

:?

 

[Melbe]

here is a good one,
When joking around friends, someone may tell a lame joke, and while laughing at the lameness of the joke, for no one actually laughs at lame jokes, you could say,"Quit Octopying my time!"
Get it? Octopi-ing....
Well, it was funny the first time.
Melissa
PS you should really only tell this to ones who know how wild you are about octopuses.

 

[tonmo]

...and when they continue their laughter at that one, tell them, "Hey! I'm not squidding!"

Cuttle it out! That's it. I'm nautilusening to your continuous laughter anymore!

That's "nautilusening"... not listening... get it..?

 

[Tintenfisch]

LOL, nautilusening!!!!

Glad to see the immortilization of groaners. Almost brings a sense of justification for those long evenings in front of the screen, thinking 'OK, now a pun on 'buccal'... can't be that difficult... OMG, I think I'm going mantle, er, mental... wait, that's funny!'

... Almost.