Groaners, the forum that will NEVER DIE

[Steve O'Shea]

LOL

What do you call a shrunken head with an octopus then?

 

[nanoteuthis]

"A Delicious Part of a Healthy Breakfast"


Tannibal the Cannibal

 

[nanoteuthis]

How about J. Lo(ligo) and P. Squiddy?

And let us not forget Dick van Dux in SQUIDDY SQUIDDY BANG BANG!

(How many of you boyzz and grrrls are old enough to remember that one?)

8)

 

[tonmo]

How many of you boyzz and grrrls are old enough to remember that one?)

Sure, that's the one with the song, "Supercalimarifragilisticexpealidosidicus"....

Don't worry, I'll handle it from here...

 

[nanoteuthis]

Sure, that's the one with the song, "Supercalimarifragilisticexpealidosidicus"....

Don't worry, I'll handle it from here...

I thought that was from CALAMARY POPFINS....

Don't TONMATO me, pleeeeeeeze!

 

[termite]

LOL

What do you call a shrunken head with an octopus then?

How about Microcephalae octobrachiopod ? Am I close? Huh, huh?
Ok, so you got me on that one. What would you call it?

Q: What would you call an unusually small, dumb octopus with a missing arm (other than lunch)?
A: Micropachycephaloseptepod. Any other contributions?

 

[termite]

And let us not forget Dick van Dux in SQUIDDY SQUIDDY BANG BANG!

How could I forget! No tomatoes, sent more spoofs! Wait, where were they all headed in that movie? My brain is inking...

 

[nanoteuthis]

Q: What would you call an unusually small, dumb octopus with a missing arm (other than lunch)?
A: Micropachycephaloseptepod. Any other contributions?

How about:

Q: What do you call a pair of Siamese flying horned giant octopuses?
A: A macropterocerodicephalohexadecapus.

Beat that, why dontcha!

 

[nanoteuthis]

Tintenfisch wrote:

i get by with a little kelp from my fronds

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?



FAILSAFE (extra-strength pre-emptive self-tomato'ing)

 

[tonmo]

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?

Save your tomatoes folks! That was a good one! Now, about that "CALAMARY POPFINS"...

 

[Tintenfisch]

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?

OMG, LOL... Tani, you ROCK.
Can I add that to my sig???

 

[nanoteuthis]

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?

OMG, LOL... Tani, you ROCK.
Can I add that to my sig???

Sure Kat, why not? I don't have a copyright on it. In fact, I lifted it from some 99-year-old guy at the Coney Island Aquarium who thought it was a good pickup line....

:x

Tani Banani, Chairsquid of the Bored
SPOUSE (Society to Prevent the Over-Use of Silly Emoticons)

 

[nanoteuthis]

It's quiet in here.... too quiet.... the natives must be restless tonight....

[whistles a few bars of the X-FILES theme]

Q: Is SpongeBob friendly offscreen?
A: No, he's really a-loofah.

Mr. Archi: Honey, was it good for you?
Mrs. Archi: It was a riveting experience.

And let us take a minute to dust off these non-original classics:

Patient: Doctor, is it possible for a man to fall in love with an octopus?
Psychiatrist: Of course not!
Patient: OK, then, would you be interested in buying eight large engagement rings?

Brunette: Guess what? Yesterday when I was at the beach, I got a pearl out of an oyster.
Blonde: Big deal -- yesterday when I was on a date, I got a diamond out of an old crab!

DISCLAIMER: The contributor of this post does not discriminate against individuals on the basis of hair color, and assures the public that no blondes were harmed during the composition of this letter.

 

[Steve O'Shea]

It's too quiet here

Here's a pic of Tintenghost for you to groan at (she's gonna kill me)

 

[nanoteuthis]

It's too quiet here

Here's a pic of Tintenghost for you to groan at (she's gonna kill me)

Perfect example of Munch-ee see, Munch-ee do.....

With apologies to the art world,