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Groaners, the forum that will NEVER DIE

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tonmo said:
I added a new smiley just for you!

:tomato:

Must... keep... trying... .... need... more... ideas... for...puns...

Ah well. I give up. It's officianalis -- I can't come up with any new mantlerial. :heee:
Eeeeeks! Looks like I've been tomatoed. I'd better get outta here before I end up as Calamari Fra Diavolo. But I forgive your funnel vision, Tony, it was obviously just a fluke.

(BTW, on the topic of STAR WARS: THE ENTEROCTOPUS STRIKES BACK, were you aware that the part of the polite robot was played by Sepia Threepio?)
 

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TaningiaDanae said:
(BTW, on the topic of STAR WARS: THE ENTEROCTOPUS STRIKES BACK, were you aware that the part of the polite robot was played by Sepia Threepio?)
LOL! It's just so bad, it's good! Ah, I love this forum, too. :roflmao:
 
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termite said:
:headphon: Love the groaners!
Come swim with us, Krissie, the water's fine! The more groans, the better. Regular contributors are rewarded with an extra bucket of krill at feeding time, plus the opportunity to verbally dunk Steve O'Shea in our infamous Jacuzzi filled with angry Humboldt squid. Beer is highly recommended for full appreciation of this thread, though caffeine, junk food, and/or severe insomnia are equally effective and may be substituted. Prop up your eyelids.... grab a cuppa, a brewski, and some nachos.... and enjoy!

Tani
Lord High Pain-in-the-Fluke, AARGGGHHH
(Association of Alan Rickman Groupies for Groaners Glorifying Haliphrons, Helicocranchia, and Histioteuthidae)
 

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Oh really? :roflmao:
There seems to be a growing chapter of Tonmoer's down here in NZ ... perhaps I'd best be careful.
 
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Oh yeah? Well, betcha don't know who has ten arms and used to hang out with Tom Cruise....
Nicole Squidman!

Of course, it could've been worse, like who has ten arms and used to hang out with Mesonychodonna....
Sean Pen. Get it? Madonna? Penn? I know, that really stINKs.
 

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