Well...it had to be on the web...

[cthulhu77]

I don't think it is a spoof at all...having run into some weird militant people over the years, I can totally buy it. Yeah, I hope that it is a fake too, but...
How about:

"Were Gonna BBQ Satan"
"Satan's n my Hood"
"Muslim Stomp Party Remix"

and of course:

"O I 8 2 2 " (subtitled "dang thez ribs r gud" )

 

[monty]

Perhaps this silliness is starting to work itself out...
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsa..._N19206908_RTRUKOC_0_US-SCIENCE-EVOLUTION.xml

 

[OB]

"I was lost, but now I'm found"

Definitive proof, at last!!!!

I'm sorry it's a combination of Dutch and German, but just click on the play icon in the bottom frame; all will be revealed!

All hail FSM!

 

[bigGdelta]

Don't forget the Invisible Pink unicorn blessed be her holy hooves

 

[Feelers]

I'm sure that combat for christ thing is real - in the photo gallery you can see the green shirts they are all wearing say "combat ministry".
They are all wearing name tags too - "Hi my name is Bob, and I'd like to teach your young children how to fire handguns."

I'd put money on it being real, too much effort to make t-shirts and get everyone together, and can you imagine someone living in the bible belt rounding up their freinds and family to come make a wierd joke about fanatical christendom, given their surroundings.

Perhaps someone from Tonmo can go undercover, give us the inside exclusive? Any takers?

 

[Clem]

Oh, crap:

Then another is the giant squid, whose eyes are the size of footballs and who trailing tentacles can be sixty feet in length. It weighs nearly a ton and it's the earth's largest invertebrate, and yet no person has ever seen a giant squid alive. Zoologists have devoted careers trying to glimpse a living giant squid and have always failed. We know about these squid from their being washed ashore dead - especially on the South Island of New Zealand. God made them on the fifth day, the "great creatures of the sea;" isn't it fascinating how God himself singles them out as though creating in every person our fascination with them?

Best I can tell, the reasoning goes something like this:

Great are the giant squids.
Giant squids are creatures.
"Great creatures" means giant squids.

On the bright side, an exchange from this week's episode of "The Sopranos:"

Christopher: What's he saying? There were Dinosaurs back with Adam and Eve?

Tony: I guess.

Christopher: No way. T-Rex in the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve would be running all the time-scared ****less, but the Bible says it was paradise.

He may be a mobster, but he makes a good point.

Clem

 

[OB]

Any double deckers with that clipping, Adam?

 

[um...]

Thanks a lot, Clem. Now my monitor smells like horse feces and I'm almost puking-dizzy from shaking my head.

 

[monty]

http://www.canada.com/montrealgazet...=0a8fac12-185a-445f-a463-5d127eaa40f2&k=11346

first, it was those draft dodgers, now is having to take action to dissuade fleeing American Evolutionaries...

 

[um...]

Perhaps he should have asked for funding to carry out a study to determine how significantly prayer can improve performance on a general scientific literacy test.

 

[monty]

Perhaps he should have asked for funding to carry out a study to determine how significantly prayer can improve performance on a general scientific literacy test.

is this an obtuse reference to the study showing prayer hurts heart patients?

 

[um...]

Busted.

 

[Phil]

Well, I'm sure kids would enjoy Dinosaur Adventure Land.

I checked on their website. April 1st (April Fools Day) is officially 'Darwin Day'. No comment necessary.

Personally, I'd rather go to Stalin World.

 

[chrono_war01]

Oh my god....is this some kind of idiotic sick joke?

 

[jc45]

I hope so. How do any of the activities at that park prove creationism, or disprove evolution, or have anything to do with religion?!? Do people want their kids to learn how to dodge bowling balls? And such a conveinient location... Behind a highway...

Among the products the park gift shop peddles are T-shirts with a small fish labeled "Darwin" getting gobbled by a bigger fish labeled "Truth."

And a school of frustrated, insignificant little fish labeled "Dinosaur Adventure Land" devouring "Truth".