the awful film:

[cthulhu77]

http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2007/01/tori_spellings_.html

 

[bigGdelta]

sounds like i might take a pass on this one. I don't think any movie has done justice to HPL. Well at the mountains of madness had the right feel but...........

 

[cthulhu77]

Erich? What was the one you brought up...that was passable, if not downright good. (Call of me)
This one, I have seen most of it already on various sites...it is farcical and completely unlike HPL in any way, shape, or formlessness!

Like, totally gag a cephalopod!

 

[erich orser]

Are you talking of "The Call of Cthulhu" silent flick from the HPLHS? That was the same crew that brought you the recording of "Shoggoth on the Roof". Yeah, I thought this "Cthulhu" flick with Tori Spelling has looked just horrible from the get-go, but at least Ms. Spelling definitely has the "Innsmouth Look" already. That would also be a great tag-line for a line of cthonic comsetics - obviously eye-makeup.

 

[Fujisawas Sake]

Tori Spelling in a Cthulhu film? Oh the stars are SO not right with that...

 

[WhiteKiboko]

Tori Spelling in a Cthulhu film? Oh the stars are SO not right with that...

correction: the stars will NEVER be right for that...

 

[cthulhu77]

Don't worry, she is visible for about a minute or so...

 

[Fujisawas Sake]

But to the ancients, 1 minute is as a lifetime! This is heresy! This isn't Mountains of Madness 90210!

There HAS to be an ally of Cthulhu somewhere off this cold Northern California coast who can right this terrible wrong...

 

[sorseress]

The stars will never be right for anything she's in! YUCK!

 

[Animal Mother]

Peter Jackson could do a helluva job. If only.