[NEWS]: Falkland Islands Architeuthis

cthulhu77

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What ! Manfred Keenlyside ? the archenemy of Dr. Walter F. Schoepehaoursoneselveltlichtenstein?
Not the same man, I hope!
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No, no...didn't you read the paper? The commonly attain those lengths, if not in fact longer! :lol:
 

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Idea

Maybe if we all spent $20 we could pool the money and buy :oshea: a squid-stretching rack like the ones medieval torturers used. Then he could just adjust the length of the archi to fit whatever the newspaper reported it as being. :P
 

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I'd probably put it to better use on straightening my back out. I've lifted one too many squid of late and am paying the price. It's a tad embarrassing when walking or siting somewhere and the nerves pinch, sending me into spiral to the ground or flying off a chair. Doesn't look good; tends to freak people out.
 

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Stretch your hamstrings my good doctor, if im not mistaken, tight hamstrings are among the leading causes of back pain....


cant wrestle those :mesonych: if youre not in fighting shape!
 

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What strings? Where do I find those? Not sure if I have any actually; can't find the label anyway.

The vertebrae are all over the show I'm afraid, to the left, to the right, popping out and poking in. I think the stretching rack is a better proposition - might get rid of this headache too.
 

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You just need a nice soothing massage to relax those verts...maybe listen to some Neil Diamond.
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Re: (NEWS): Falkland Islands Architeuthis

Phil said:
An Architeuthis was captured in waters around the South Atlantic Falkland Islands on 5th March...From the photo it looks like a biggie.....
...and it's using children as human shields. Will these depraved Falkland squid stop at nothing?

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Next thing you know, they'll be strapping bombs on the kids too!
 

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