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mikeconstable

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Working just a bit too far south

. . . to convince us that the Loch Ness Monster is just a Big Friendly Cephalopod (BFC).

:squid:? :meso: ? :ammonite: ?

[Re Loch Ness:-- Many years ago I was told by someone that their son(s?) were paddling a red (or was it yellow?) canoe near the castle when they decided they were not the only things in the water, and on the shore was the place to be!]
 

Colin

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that one would need better explaining before i end up just being called a t**

LOL

anyway, i'll stick with this job for a while then get a talking TransAm and release songs that make number one in germany and eastern european countries....

did i ever tell you all that if you shaved my chest you could use the hair to knit a lifesized llama?
 

Steve O'Shea

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Colin said:
did i ever tell you all that if you shaved my chest you could use the hair to knit a lifesized llama?
Umm. Why no, you never mention this Colin (and I really wish that you hadn't) :goofysca:
 

Clem

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Colin said:
that one would need better explaining before i end up just being called a t**
Dunlopoteuthis mammarideus roughly translates to "Dunlop's squid with big boobs," and was a provisional ID for your co-stars.

Now, Colin, where's that talking Range Rover? Don't make me get creative.

:twisted:

Clem
 

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