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Andy: That would be George Costanza; a stocky, slow-witted american sit-com character who once tried to impress a woman by telling her he was a marine biologist. On a date with this woman--walking along the beach--they came across a crowd of people surrounding a beached whale calling out, "Is anyone a marine biologist?!"
George Louis Costanza said:
The sea was angry that day my friends: like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli...