Teuthologists do it til it squirts is kinda catchy, how about a shirt that says "8* inches of muscle" on the chest and on the back have a picture and name of Loligo opalescens
* 8 inches being an estimate, probably bigger right? all i could find were mantle lengths... 19cm for males, whihc came out to about 7.5in.... anyone know the total length? and of course the asterik is mine and not in the design...