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Once upon a time, there was a prince that loved writing poems to ananymous women of his country. One day he accidently stumbled off his sail, fell to the deep ocean, and was missing for such a long period of time. The whole country searched for this prince. His name was Prince Oglepus. Everybody looked everywhere in the land. Little did they know that there was more to look other than land beyond. As Prince Oglepus (Rex) sunk deeper into the depths of the ocean, he noticed a mermaid floating passed his eyes. This was no ordinary mermaid though... The mermaid looked like some evil witch mermaid. So She touched his head, and with a shock, Prince Oglepus Rex heard her voice through her touch that triggered his hearing senses in his mind. She said with an evil wicked witch of the west accent, "Double Tubble, pois'n bubble, you shall turn into a cephalopudle... Unless you kiss a woman's lip, you will never see the end of a wick! he-he-he-he!!!! :x
" So when he noticed that he could see better, he was astonished to see such a big fish body float away from him. Then, he realized it was the mermaid witch, but she was like "twenty leagues under the sea times" bigger than him. All of a sudden he noticed he had stretchable 8 danggling legs. He was so stressed that he inked like never before when he used to write his poems with the ink pen. 
As Prince Oglepus Rex, jetted through the water, something finally clicked in his intelligent cephalopod brains. He remembered what that mermaid witch told him. So now he had a destination... one that he was determined to accomplish. He knew that he had to find some woman... crawl
up to some woman sleeping on the beach... and kiss her with his suckers and beak.When Prince Oglepus Rex reached to the shore, the waves brought him closer to the rocks. From there, he piered for lots of women on the beach, especially the ones with the vibrant bikini's. There was one woman he noticed, and she was so sexy, that he was close to inking again. So Prince Oglepus Rex slithered from one rock to the next. The journey took almost twenty leagues under the sea minutes, BUT
he finally made it. She was snoring... so he knew this was his chance to take. He was dehydrating, but still he struggled to crawl up passed what seemed to feel like mountains of height. Alas!!! he made it on the woman's lips!!!! So he stuck on her lips, kissed it, but accidently knawed a piece of her lip. She awoke with the urge to yell, but it was like her hand was on her mouth, so nobody heard her scream. Prince Oglepus saw her eyes wide open... but all of a sudden he watched them close again. He rapidly crawled back to the rocks. Thank god for her saliva that made him not as dehydrated as before. So he was able to get back to the shore safely. About twenty leagues under the sea minutes, Prince Oglepus realized that he had to swim up and gasp some air. He finally realized that he was himself again. So he swam ashore. He searched for that lady again, but she could not be found. He asked around if anybody has seen the lady with the vibrant bikini... and a bloody lip.
All of a sudden a lady comes up to him and says that she passed away in the morning of that day. He asked her how she died. She said that it look like some case of vampire that bit her... not on the neck, but on the tip of her lip.
He slowly walked away feeling miserable. So he went back to his kingdom, ashured everybody that he is back safe, and he went to his room to write his poem of the day.The END...
