Let's play... 6 degrees to a ceph!

[nanoteuthis]

BORED again..... how another vey crappy movie that 9 people saw, Gigli?

Let's see now:

• - GIGLI minus L equals GIGI
  
  - One of the stars of GIGI was Maurice Chevalier
  
  - Maurice Chevalier was a Nazi collaborator ("That sweet old man?" Unfortunately, yes.... )
  
  - The Nazis used the Octopus as a propaganda symbol for "the international Jewish-Masonic conspiracy"

No good? OK, you can't blame me -- like you said, only about 9 people in the world actually saw GIGLI (which is about 7 more than the ones who saw BOXING HELENA, but that's another story).

Just funnin' with ya,
The Tanster

 

[NickA5582]

Nope,

Ben Affleck was in Gigli
Ben Affleck was in Daredevil with Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Garner was in Dude, Where's My Car with Ashton Kutcher
Ashton and Brittany Murphy in Just Married
Brittany's pink and purple spotted octopus on King of the Hill.


Now, From Justin To Kelly? (should be a bit harder, 3 people saw it, none of them did it of their own free will.)

 

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Justin and Kelly from American Idol?

The (mostly) early '80s version:

• -Paula Abdul from Idol was married to Emilio Esteves (I think)
  -Estevez is Martin Sheen's son
  -Martin Sheen was in The Dead Zone with Christopher Walken
  -Walken was in A View to a Kill with Roger Moore
  -Moore was in Octopussy

 

[um...]

Joe Piscopo, without using TV shows.

 

[NickA5582]

Joe Piscopo - King Kong - Charles Grodin
Charles Grodin - So I Married An Axe Murderer - Mike Myers
Mike Myers did a parody on The Spy Who Loved Me called The Spy Who Shagged Me
Roger Moore was in The Spy Who Loved Me
Moore was also in Octopussy.

Hurrah.

MORE!

 

[um...]

Joe Piscopo - King Kong - Charles Grodin
Charles Grodin - So I Married An Axe Murderer - Mike Myers
Mike Myers did a parody on The Spy Who Loved Me called The Spy Who Shagged Me
Roger Moore was in The Spy Who Loved Me
Moore was also in Octopussy.

Hurrah.

MORE!

Gotta give you points for lateral thinking.

 

[WhiteKiboko]

R. Lee Ermey

Due to the family nature of the board, please resist the urge to add some of his more memorable quotes...

 

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Lee Ermey, how can you not love that guy. Here's 2 ways:

-Ermey did the voice for the army men sergeant in Toy Story 2, in which Wayne Knight did the voice for Al
-Wayne Knight was Newman on Seinfeld with Jason Alexander who played George Costanza who pretended to be a marine biologist who talked about octopus nostrils

or

-I'm fairly certain Ermey did a voice on Family Guy (in the episode where Peter trains to be a knight at the Renaissance Fair?)
-Stewie turns into an octopus-type thing in the episode "Da Boom"

 

[WhiteKiboko]

also acceptable are:

r. lee with brad pitt in se7en
pitt in sinbad

r. lee with vincent d'onofrio in full metal jacket
vincent was in MIB

r. lee with vincent
vincent was in ed wood
(you know tani's spiel)

r. lee was also apparently an extra in Apocalypse Now so how many other paths does that give you?


no, im not a fan or anything

 

[NickA5582]

How aboooooout..... Haley Joel Osmond?
This should be short work for you people ( i give it an hour and a half.)

 

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Okay, since nobody's done one yet:

-Osment in Secondhand Lions with Robert Duvall
-Duvall in Apocalypse Now with R. Lee Ermey
-either one of my two Ermey's or one of WK's three from above

 

[NickA5582]

Or....

Osment in The Sixth Sense with Donnie Wahlberg
Wahlberg in Dreamcatcher with Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt in Se7en
Pitt in Sinbad.

Know it's been a while but here's another solution to Tani's God puzzle
God was played by Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty
Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt in Se7en
Pitt in Sinbad.

How about mullets.

 

[NickA5582]

Thought of another god one
Morgan Freeman as god in Bruce Almighty with Jim Carrey
Jim Carrrey in Ace Ventura Pet Detective where he climbed out of a robotic rhino
Rhinos and hippos are both pachyderms
White Kiboko means white hippo (i think) and WK is a member of Tonmo.

Think there was a limit on that though, oh well.

Hurrah, new shipment of smilies.
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C'mon people, MULLETS! (Think angels and really bad TV) It's been like, an hour and a half.
I've had too much today.

 

[WhiteKiboko]

People with mullets should face a horrible, horrible fate...

Think

 

[nanoteuthis]

Haley Joel Osment? C'mon now, are all my fellow Rickmaniacs asleep at the wheel?

• - HJO in THE SIXTH SENSE with Bruce Willis
  
  - Bruce Willis in DIE HARD with ALAN
  
  - ALAN in GALAXY QUEST with those lovable Cephaloform Thermians

Y'all oughtta have your Guide to Hotties Forum cards revoked!