Sorry...I actually kept a copy of this for a long time, showing it to friends, and then somehow lost it...
But better yet...
We can send your our own very special highly qualified Ceph researcher, Dr. Steve O'Shea! For a mere $1500 (covering round-trip airfare and freight expenses), plus room-and-board, Steve-O will fly from New Zealand to your nearest airport, and will bring a frozen specimen of his favorite animal, Architeuthis, the giant squid! Steve will remain at your house indefinitely, educating your entire family on the glorious nuances of cephalopods, as long as you feed him (biologist salaries being what they are) and can stand the odor of a semi-decaying Architeuthis in your backyard shed.
But wait! There's more! If you act now, we'll also include his incredibly talented cohort, Tintenfisch! And, if you call in the next twenty minutes, we'll also send along a large number of preserved specimens from Steve and Tinten's labs... Other websites offer you only one researcher for as much as $6000, but look at all you get from Tonmo.com! Two biologists, a giant squid, and several jars of preserved specimens, all for $1500 (plus food and living space)! What a bargain!
Ahem. Sorry. I'm in one of those moods. Hi there...welcome to Tonmo.com, where mentally questionable people are encouraged to play with cephalopods. We're glad you're here!
Uh...I suppose on the vague chance of some legal issues, I should note here that the above was a complete joke and not an offer to sell the world's coolest squid researchers... Please investigate the "something big's cooking" and "Challenge!" threads in the biology section of the forums to see a nice discussion about an ongoing, groundbreaking discovery made by Steve and Tintenfisch.
rusty
