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WhiteKiboko said:
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i think the info above can count as an essay, now to your questions: a) i have no idea b) theres gotta be some species, since i have a couple specimins sitting in my kitchen, dunno about the pants though... c) texas? decorum prevents me from quoting the movie i want to (just because its a great line) but squirrels are a crafty bunch... d) sure, why not e) because of the efffects of being underwater on accoustics, either that or the show doesnt have a very good budget for actors : ) hope that helps
You have done well, Grasshopper! Your essay is most graciously accepted and will be applied to your final grade. As for the other questions, here are the correct answers, with which you may grade your own test on an honor system:

a) Six arms, a big nose, a shirt, and a clarinet.
b) Have you tried looking in the clothes dryer?
c) The higher, the fewer.
d) According to Plankton's computer, 1% evil and 99% hot gas.
e) Bill Fagerbakke needed the money.

BTW, you are correct in not wanting to get too deeply into SPONGEBOB..... imagine ending up like these people:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/squidward_fans/

(If I ever start having erotic dreams about Squidward, please pull the plug on my computer.... :P )
 
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lithographette said:
EEEEEK!!! :shock:
Forgive me, Lith -- but the public has a right to know what corrupt perversion and perverse corruption lurks on the internet superhighway! And if you think that was a shock to your system, please do not read the rest of this post.

OK everyone.... has Lith logged out? Ready? Prepare to behold the ultimate degradation of today's innocent youth:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/squidward_fansrpg/

There is just no excuse for such things in our society! I propose that we find Stephen Hillenburg, strap him into the Comfy Chair, and poke him with the Soft Pillows while listening to the Dead Parrot routine over and over until he loses his mnd.

Tani D. (for Dinsdale), Lord High Lumberjack
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(Cessation of Repugnant Unprovoked Monty Pythonisms by Erudite Twits)
 

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CRUMPET
(Cessation of Repugnant Unprovoked Monty Pythonisms by Erudite Twits)

good to know im not the only one who makes up weird acronyms for my own amusement... if the spot of lord high lumberjack is filled, is there a job opening for sergeant with arms?
 

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ha! i was running out of ceph sightings, but "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington" (krusty in congress) came through.... when the planes buzz the household, several stuffed animals fall on maggy, including a stuffed octo....
 

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just when you thought i had run out of ammunition.... :smile: no such luck.... in "Grade School Confidential" (Skinner/Krabappel budding romance) bart calls kent brockman to report an escaped octopus on the roof of springfield elementary...
 

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Here's another "Simpsons" ceph-reference:

"Arr, have ye tried a baltic squid? They can suck the bolts off a tugboat."

Captain MacAllister suggests this as a method for removing chewing gum from Lisa's hair.

:shock:

Clem
 

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i believe i left out "30 minutes over tokyo" (simpsons in japan) while working for money to get home, they come across a ceph corporate logo (a suicidal squid with a knife)

"Knife goes in,
Guts Come Out,
Thats what Osaka fish concern is all about"



:cthulhu: :heart: :beer:
 

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