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OctoMassager Head

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I saw this yesterday in a shop but I had no idea how it was intended to be used. The best line in the ad is "Not only is our product entertaining, but it produces a euphoric feeling" - it doesn't sound like a massager!

Melissa
 

joel_ang

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I got one of those, same concept, different name. The one I got is called orgasmatron. It uses a battery and runs electricity through your head, makes you feel tingly.
 

Phil

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joel_ang said:
I got one of those, same concept, different name. The one I got is called orgasmatron. It uses a battery and runs electricity through your head, makes you feel tingly.
Ahem.

I see. Oh, is that the time? I've just remembered, I've gotta go.

Right-o, Joel!

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Steve O'Shea

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.. Phil, looks like the sort of thing that could be painful if used innappropriately; follow instructions to avoid late-night trips to the ER and anaesthetic :heee:
 

Oswald

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I bought the "Head Wizard" version, the one with the vibrating motor. It makes you feel electrocuted inside. And, believe me, it's fun to be electrocuted. You are talking to the only person in the tri-state area watershed ever to be shocked by a cattle electric fence and survive! 30,000 volts!!!! :bugout: !!!!!!! :bonk: !!!!!!!!

Most sincerly,
-Oz
 

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