You want relevant? I got relevant. I got a whole herd of relevants with big ears and tusks, no wait a min... Doh!!
Ok how about this. How do you weigh a squid (thats not a cue for a lame tag line - cos if it is I've got dibs on it) but I mean does weight mean anything when you live in the sea??? Bulk I can immagine but does weight itself? ( Shock! Could this be a link back to the . ?!)
e.g. The Improbosaurus was the size of three double decker buses and weighed as much as 15 bull elephants. It stood as tall as a four storey building and its appetite was so prodigious that it consumed half a football pitch a day of tree-ferns. At full gallop it could outrun an express train.