Chippendale bird table

[spartacus]

pick it up out the front Sweety & I'll throw in a whole Wemberrrrrly stadium of unwanted ND tickets for his
"Sloppy Kisses, Someone Else's Misses" tour !

I'll give Wembley a miss but thanks for the offer. May I request a change in tickets?
Forward the ND to Steve, and send me tickets for Squid Vicious & the Ceph Pistols.

8)

NCD old bean, punk is dead long live SOAD, tune !

If you read the Telegraph instead of Razzle, you'd know that Wemberrrrly
has been fragged & sold to Romania for £3.75, I was merely indicating that there were a lot of unsold ticketry.

Best I can do at short notice is a pair for Roger Whittaker's
"Spittle & Crumb" gig, in the mosh pit for some rah slammin', top punch up with all the Germans there & as long as you don't wash your shirt after, you're guaranteed some of the maestro's slobber as a souvenir after he whistles
Flight of the Bumble Bee (good job he doesn't have a hare lip)

 

[atticus_finch]

Spartacus.. darlin'.. I'm gonna give you one more chance:
I'll take tickets for Taco the Octopus Chef Guy. TIA 8) a.f.