Why don't you create a set of Ceph Top Trumps that you could print out and play. The values you put on the cards would have to be playable; i.e no point giving Messie 10 for everything as it would always win.
Categories could be, for example: size, depth, aggressiveness, coolness, disgust on face of grandmother quotient.....etc.....etc....
There are easily 30 or 40 distinctive cephs you could pick out there!
sadly, the cast is off now..so ill have to think up another excuse... but since i have a multitude of things to take care of around the house, i leave the computer on.... my creativity tends to come in spurts....
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